I feel like I’m on Oprah.
You get an award, and you get an award, and you get an award.
Every Body Gets An Award!
The Migraine Chronicles is a blog I follow. She passed me The Bouquet of Kindness Award.
This bouquet contains:
These things get passed around so much that I’m not sure anyone is aware of the original rules and most people don’t want to follow the rules. I usually don’t follow the rules either, but I’m feeling tired and hungry so it’s too much trouble to intentionally not follow the rules.
Seven Things About Me:
Not a fan of movie remakes. This means you Robocop!
The book is always better unless we’re discussing Leonardo DiCaprio because that man is worth every minute of my time.
My driver’s licence has my weight listed at 102 lbs. which at one point in my life was the truth.
I can count on both hands how many times the act of sexual intercourse (not foreplay) has produced an orgasm.
I say random things during sex and it makes everything awkward.
The last time I wrote one of these I mentioned I’d never eaten a peach. I’ve also never eaten a plum, raspberry, or a blueberry.
I associate colors with school subjects. All my folders in school had to match the color I saw when I heard the subject.
Reading/Lang. Arts- Pink
I don’t know if the rules are to write a word that describes you or to name the first word that you think of when you hear the letter. I may just produce a random list and let you all figure out whether it has any special meaning or not.
C-Cunt (if it’s good enough for Henry Miller, it’s good enough for me)
I-Indian (dots not feathers and their food is AWESOME)
L-Lima (my job in the Army 71L)
I could have just gone down and listed Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf and so on. I personally want to thank whoever decided to use Romeo for the letter R because then I get to think about Leo again.
Now I have to list all the bloggers that I would like to recognize.
I would list more, but I really don’t feel like linking all those people because I’m lazy.
Peace Out Bitches!